
The house shape, and what happens when you break it
One shape of holiday and thirty documented changes to it, so reserve a week with a travel agent in Birmingham
This office sells one week and knows it inside out. Reserve a week with a travel agent in Birmingham exactly as it stands, or name a part of it to break: everything else here is that week with a part taken out and something else put in, with the figure the change makes.
This office is an independent travel agency. It is not a tour operator, an airline, a hotel or a booking site, it takes no payment and holds no card details, and it gives no advice on entry documents or insurance.
Everything in this book is the house shape with a part taken out, and the page for each one says which part before it says anything else.
The house shape, in full
- eight nights
- one base
- a hire car
- two hours from where you land
- out every day and back to the same bed
- shoulder season
- two people
from $2,340 for two sharing
Six changes people ask for first
There is no package on this site that somebody has not already asked for, and the thirty in the book are the requests that came back more than once.
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The Umbrian hill country
Italy · twelve nights instead of eight
from $2,890 two sharing one part changed -

The Burren and south Connemara
Ireland · a driver instead of a hire car
from $3,140 two sharing one part changed -

The Alentejo plain
Portugal · five nights instead of eight
from $1,690 two sharing one part changed -

The Jura plateau
France · deep winter instead of shoulder season
from $2,410 two sharing one part changed -

The Asturian coast road
Spain · four of you instead of two
from $2,180 two sharing one part changed -

Inland Arcadia
Greece · four hours from the airport, not two
from $2,260 two sharing one part changed
All thirty changes, in one list · Sorted by how far they take you from the shape
The shape this office sells begins where you land, so the crossing has never been inside any figure here and that button does not reach this desk. Six entries go across to a booking company, a firm of its own, approached through a host wearing a name this domain lends out. What it sends back is its property alone: the prices, true at the second they show, the terms, the ticket, and a card keyed on its pages, because no field on this site will take card digits. Whatever it later settles with this office was fixed before you came and is taken from its end, not added to yours. What the box carries away, and what it works out here.
How the office reads a change
Two parts of the shape can usually be changed together, three begins to cost more than either change is worth, and the office will say which case you are in.
It starts from one week
Eight nights, one base, a car, two hours from where you land. Everything is measured from that.
You name the part
Not a destination first. The part of the shape you want gone, and what you want instead.
The figure moves with it
Every change has a price attached, up or down, and it is printed beside the change.
The answer comes in writing
Inside one working day, saying what the week becomes and what it costs whole.
How far from the shape, in four steps
| How far | Changes | Lowest | Highest |
|---|---|---|---|
| one part changed | 10 | from $1,690 | from $3,880 |
| two or three parts changed | 9 | from $2,270 | from $3,720 |
| almost nothing of the shape left | 7 | from $2,870 | from $5,240 |
| the shape turned inside out | 4 | from $1,980 | from $6,480 |
The six lowest figures in the book
Every figure is a starting amount for two sharing, and it stops being a starting amount only when the supplier puts a confirmed one in writing.
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The Alentejo plainThe Alentejo plain
five nights instead of eight
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A week with nothing arranged after the first nightA week with nothing arranged after the first night
one night booked and the rest decided as you go
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Eastern Slovenia and the PrekmurjeEastern Slovenia and the Prekmurje
no car at all, trains and a bicycle
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The Asturian coast roadThe Asturian coast road
four of you instead of two
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Inland ArcadiaInland Arcadia
four hours from the airport, not two
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North Jutland and the lightNorth Jutland and the light
two bases, six nights, deep winter